As for the mildly amusing scene, it was the one where the precocious daughter negotiated a deal with Sandler's vile character. 

Adam Sandler is his usual juvenile, cringe-worthy best (or should that be worst?). Jennifer Aniston is just doing the rounds for the pay cheque. Nick Swardson is terribly unfunny in his supporting role. Brooklyn Decker is showing off her face and body to divert attention from her wooden acting. Decker's acting is wooden enough that even horny jerks will see past her good looks. Nicole Kidman is completely annoying and when she doesn't annoy is just plain boring. 

This "comedy" is devoid of humor. It's completely unfunny from the beginning. Only those voting in the Razzies should see this garbage because it deserves at least one nomination. 

 

But hey, at least we got to see Aniston and Kidman hula dance. That's something for our troubles, right? Right?

 

Also, there's something that I forgot to add because I was in a hurry to get it in before the hour ended.

 

 

Brooklyn Decker: She's cute and her performance is... not absolutely terrible. In terms of first time actresses, she's OK. Also, she's the ONLY character who isn't an unlikeable douche.

 

The Hawaii locales are pretty: The locales are breathtaking, but if you really want to see the locales, just find a travel magazine, blow up to the size of your TV, and tap it to said TV. That way, you can look at the beautiful locales without the sight of a golf-club entering Sandler's ass.

 

There's NO chance that it could be as bad as Jack And Jill: I don't think that anyone can argue with this.

 

 

The fact that the best performance comes from a first-time actress: There's a goddamn Oscar winner in the cast and a model-turned-actress is better than her.

 

The kids: They're annoying and I wished that they'd disappear from the whole movie.

 

Well I'll cutting off the bad early this time. The reason? Everything else is UGLY!!!

 

The ugly: (Note: As much as I'd just like to write EVERY DAMN THING ABOUT THIS F*CKING MOVIE, I have principles.)

 

Sandler, Aniston, and their non-existant chemistry: They're both terrible, annoying, and can't create chemistry to save their life. There was better romance in The Hills Have Eyes.

 

Nicole Kidman: I've always had contempt for Ms. Kidman. I thought that The Hours was one of the most overrated pieces of crap I've ever seen. To be fair to her, I thought her acting in Rabbit Hole was good. But, she just HAD to follow it up with this. And next up is a movie with Nicolas Cage, Cam Gigandet, and history's greatest monster. Does she want me to hate her?

 

Nick Swardson: You know what's interesting? When Swardson's not around Sandler, he's actually funny. Maybe, Sandler saved his life in the past?

 

Bonus: It made me miss Rob Schneider!: Swardson plays a character that Schneider should have played. What did Schendier do to Sandler? Did he go number 2 on his carpet? Did he scare Jennifer Aniston? The mind boggles.

 

 

Not many people noticed this, but Minka Kelly has a small role at the beginning of the movie. Fitting, because...

 

Next-up: The Roommate! Also, grade: D