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Subject: 834
Posted: November 24 2011 at 1:52pm

After hearing a lot of stories about it through the years... I finally got the chance to see Intensive Care (1991).... and it was fun....

I really need to recommend this to everyone who loves bad movies.... It's just such n over-the-top and technically inedequite movie... With every scene more far fethed as the next...

It saidly isn't widely available... I found it on youtube in parts in unsubtitled Dutch... I however did find a trailer in English... link
]]> Thu, 24 Nov 2011 13:52:24 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=48101#48101 Old Bad Movies... : Originally posted by SchumacherH8terAfter... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45803#45803 Author: Vheid
Subject: 834
Posted: August 28 2011 at 6:26am

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

After re-watching the video, I'm not sure if they're reviewable. As much of a cruel-hearted bastard that I am, I really can't make fun of animals, specifically dogs! Don't worry, I'll be reviewing a "dog" of a movie on Sunday: Dylan Dog!


That's a shame.... I visited the site today just so that I could read this review...

To be fair... The amount of animal cruelty that went into making the movie is far worse than the "cruelty" of reviewing a film like that....
]]> Sun, 28 Aug 2011 06:26:04 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45803#45803 Old Bad Movies... : After re-watching the video, I'm... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45747#45747 Author: SchumacherH8ter
Subject: 834
Posted: August 26 2011 at 6:34pm

After re-watching the video, I'm not sure if they're reviewable. As much of a cruel-hearted bastard that I am, I really can't make fun of animals, specifically dogs! Don't worry, I'll be reviewing a "dog" of a movie on Sunday: Dylan Dog!]]> Fri, 26 Aug 2011 18:34:26 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45747#45747 Old Bad Movies... : There were 9.And they were all... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45611#45611 Author: Vits
Subject: 834
Posted: August 23 2011 at 3:25pm

There were 9.And they were all parodies of popular movies of that time.]]> Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:25:49 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45611#45611 Old Bad Movies... : It may have been me... but I... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45606#45606 Author: Vheid
Subject: 834
Posted: August 23 2011 at 12:07pm

It may have been me... but I was really bothered by these dogs acting like humans... It goes beyond those talking animals... and I was especially disturbed by the seduction/sexual-stuff (like the belly dancing-scene)... It feels like a form beastiality... To me at least...

I didn't know that it was part of a series... I found this film as a special feature on The Broadway Melody-DVD (I am busy collecting all the Best Picture-winners on DVD)...

I found another one on Youtube named So Quiet on the Canine Front... which I liked a lot more... and found it less disturbing...

How many were there?

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]]> Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:07:57 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45606#45606 Old Bad Movies... : I accept any requests to watch... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45605#45605 Author: Vits
Subject: 834
Posted: August 23 2011 at 11:41am

I accept any requests to watch movies,but I can't guarantee I'll review them.And I don't review short films.But I can give you my thoughts.

At first it was fascinatingly creepy,then just plain weird,and then boring...and that was just the first half!This is a good example of a problem that still exists today:Making movies without thinking first who'll be the target audience.Who's the target audience here?We have animals talking singing,but there are adult themes as well.And considering this was made in 1930...

I'm pretty sure the part where the dogs yawned had to be improvised because the dogs yawned and they didn't want to waste footage.

Can you believe this was part of a series?And can you believe the directors would later work on 3 Stooges movies?]]> Tue, 23 Aug 2011 11:41:34 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45605#45605 Old Bad Movies... : Here's one... The Dogway... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45589#45589 Author: Vheid
Subject: 834
Posted: August 23 2011 at 8:18am

Here's one... The Dogway Melody... This 17-minute short film stars an all dog-cast... and it's creepier than any Mo-Crap Animation movie you'll ever see... but somehow I kept watching out of a strange form of fascination....

I don't know if members like SchumacherH8ter and Vits accept review-requests... But if so, I would really like it if you gave this one of your reviews...

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]]> Tue, 23 Aug 2011 08:18:53 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=45589#45589 Old Bad Movies... : Originally posted by VheidTERROR... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=40242#40242 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 834
Posted: March 26 2011 at 1:07pm

Originally posted by Vheid

TERROR OF TINY TOWN is indeed a little dull (mostly because of the bad acting) but it's no more "unwatchable" than some of those early John Wayne-films! 
I thought it was cornier than Iowa...
]]> Sat, 26 Mar 2011 13:07:41 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=40242#40242 Old Bad Movies... : You have to love that scene near... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=40229#40229 Author: saturnwatcher
Subject: 834
Posted: March 25 2011 at 2:20pm

You have to love that scene near the end of The Babe Ruth Story where Bendix/Ruth is in the hospital dying, and his fans are gathered outside his hospital room singing a hymn-like rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." That is bathos of the highest order. It is probablys some sort of tribute to just what an enduring icon Babe Ruth is that his fame has survived not just one, but two awful bio-pics.]]> Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:20:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=40229#40229 Old Bad Movies... : I know in another thread I threw... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=40227#40227 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 834
Posted: March 25 2011 at 2:15pm

I know in another thread I threw out The Babe Ruth Story starring William Bendix...which was so sickeningly sugary that diabetics would need to turn it off after three minutes...]]> Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:15:55 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=40227#40227 Old Bad Movies... : TERROR OF TINY TOWN is indeed... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=37154#37154 Author: Vheid
Subject: 834
Posted: December 18 2010 at 3:58am

TERROR OF TINY TOWN is indeed a little dull (mostly because of the bad acting) but it's no more "unwatchable" than some of those early John Wayne-films! 
]]> Sat, 18 Dec 2010 03:58:58 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=37154#37154 Old Bad Movies... : I like to introduce all... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=37115#37115 Author: Vheid
Subject: 834
Posted: December 17 2010 at 9:41am

I like to introduce all of you to a brilliant classic movie.

Sam Newfield's 1938 western-musical The Terror of Tiny Town

This film was the first of it's kind, because it's the first film film to star an all midget cast (i mean little people, it's introduced as an "all midget cast").

These right, singing little people riding shetland pony's.

If you have some spare time in the weekend , I'd give it a watch (it's only 60 minutes long).

Here's the link:
http://www.archive.org/details/TheTerrorOfTinyTown1938_802

Enjoy!

P.S. HeadRAZZ: you seem to be the expert on these kind of films. Had you ever heard about this one?  

RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Indeed I have, and we have listed it as our Worst Movie on Basic Cable item a number of times -- I believe it was also listed in one of the Medved brother's WORST FILMS OF ALL TIME books. 

Personally, I found the film's concept far more amusing than the actual film itself. For the curious, here's a LINK to the IMDb page for TERROR OF TINY TOWN.  


]]> Fri, 17 Dec 2010 09:41:51 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=37115#37115 Old Bad Movies... : I watched "Fair Game"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=31124#31124 Author: BurnHollywoodBurn
Subject: 834
Posted: May 02 2010 at 11:37am

I watched "Fair Game" (the failed Cindy Crawford star vehicle movie) because I felt like torturing myself last night. It's 15 years old, so there's no Internet or cell phones, so I guess that counts as being "old". Wow, that was the most formulaic movie ever! You can almost picture the screenwriter as he typed the "script" up while saying "Okay, a bad one-liner here, here, and here. An action sequence every 10 minutes. Pointless sex scene there. And no less than three major explosions! Okay, done deal!". It was like a Michael Bay movie before Michael Bay got into the business.

]]> Sun, 02 May 2010 11:37:22 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=31124#31124 Old Bad Movies... : Oh my goodness, even WORSE than... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=11701#11701 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 834
Posted: April 07 2007 at 5:29pm

Oh my goodness, even WORSE than Flesh Gordon is the sequel FLESH
GORDON MEETS THE COSMIC CHEERLEADERS]]> Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:29:36 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=11701#11701 Old Bad Movies... : My favorite "D" movie... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=7622#7622 Author: Brierfox
Subject: 834
Posted: July 02 2006 at 5:54am

My favorite "D" movie has to be "Flesh Gordon", I only wish I still had the copy that was given to me.   My neighbor worked at a video store and would bring home an even dozen movies to preview every Friday night.  When they couldn't sell or even give away titles, the store let the employees have them for free.   I got a copy of "Flesh Gordon" to go with my Flash Gordon collection and now I can't find it!  I suspect foul play.

Response from head RAZZberry: If you wanna replace your copy of FLESH GORDON, here's a LINK to the page for it on DVD and/or on VHS at Amazon. The VHS can be had for around Ten Bux... 

]]> Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:54:50 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=7622#7622 Old Bad Movies... : YOR! Now there was a bad movie... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=7621#7621 Author: Brierfox
Subject: 834
Posted: July 02 2006 at 5:50am

YOR!   Now there was a bad movie done really, really bad!

I remember renting this tape way back when,  and the bad taste still clings to the back of my throat like the memory of a romance that went sour.  Yor couldn't fight his way out of a soggy paper bag with holes in it.   His sword looked like it was made of the cheap plastic they used when making toy swords.   He seemed to have come from a future where every man dressed in designer furs from some pimp's closet!   

]]> Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:50:12 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=7621#7621 Old Bad Movies... : Clint Howard in... THE ICE CREAM... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=6330#6330 Author: JoeBacon
Subject: 834
Posted: April 22 2006 at 2:33pm

Clint Howard in...

THE ICE CREAM MAN

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113376/

Or Jackie Vernon in

THE MICROWAVE MASSACRE

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085937/
]]> Sat, 22 Apr 2006 14:33:56 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=6330#6330 Old Bad Movies... : I've seen Frankenhooker years... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=6189#6189 Author: deadguy76
Subject: 834
Posted: April 18 2006 at 7:38pm

I've seen Frankenhooker years ago. I used to go to this topless bar in Arizona, there was this girl named Nora I used to call Frankenhooker.

The Toxic Avenger is a Troma movie, I've seen tons of Troma movies and I've read Lloyd Kaufman's book.

]]> Tue, 18 Apr 2006 19:38:25 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=6189#6189 Old Bad Movies... : "Poor Santa... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=5974#5974 Author: Vidiot
Subject: 834
Posted: April 09 2006 at 4:27am




"Poor Santa Claus. This live-action feature finds his sleigh stuck inthe sand on a Florida beach only days before Christmas Eve. Hepsychically summons prepubescent aid from a nearby subdivision."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138074/plotsummary

..."psychically summons prepubescent aid"...that's hot! ....



]]> Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:27:40 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=5974#5974 Old Bad Movies... : Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=5941#5941 Author: Razzilla
Subject: 834
Posted: April 07 2006 at 5:57pm

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

But I don't think this would qualify as a D movie... It's more like an F...

Makes Santa Claus Conquers the Martians look like an art film...]]> Fri, 07 Apr 2006 17:57:54 +0000 http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=5941#5941 Old Bad Movies... : My friends and I have "D"... http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=834&PID=5934#5934 Author: Vidiot
Subject: 834
Posted: April 07 2006 at 10:04am




My friends and I have "D" movie night every few weeks. Recent screenings were 80s - 90s:

  • Xtro II, Jan-Michael Vincent
  • Beyond Justice, Rutger Hauer
  • Yor Hunter from the Future, people you've never heard of
  • Frankenhooker, more people you've never heard of
  • The Toxic Advenger, yet more people you've never heard of

Any suggestions for "D" movie night?


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