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    Posted: August 24 2010 at 3:48pm
You're right.It was a tagline.My bad!

I didn't say I'd watch any parody of something I dislike,let alone pay,unless I don't know who made it.If Seltzerberg did...
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Originally posted by Vits


I didn't say I'd watch any parody of something I dislike,let alone pay,unless I don't know who made it.If Seltzerberg did...
I wasn't talking to you directly, I was commenting on something said by dEd, about his friend wanting to see the movie because it mocks "Twilight", even though he knew the movie was going to be stupid.
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Check this:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20415495,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontent

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

Originally posted by Vits

I didn't say I'd watch any parody of something I dislike,let alone pay,unless I don't know who made it.If Seltzerberg did...
I wasn't talking to you directly, I was commenting on something said by dEd, about his friend wanting to see the movie because it mocks "Twilight", even though he knew the movie was going to be stupid.

Oh.Again...my bad!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BurnHollywoodBurn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 26 2010 at 10:05pm
I think the next Selterberg movie will either be "Reboot/Remake Movie" or "3-D Movie", if they are out to mock the current trends of Hollywood and what's popular.
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WOW! IMDB is just crawling with studio plants!
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Originally posted by aqua mailman

WOW! IMDB is just crawling with studio plants!
Probably.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 03 2010 at 12:28pm
When this movie was being reviewed in THE ROTTEN TOMATOES SHOW, I sensed they didn't even want to talk about it...  
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BurnHollywoodBurn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 03 2010 at 4:47pm
Would you want to talk about this? Granted, it's their job to review movies, but even critics have their tresholds for the pain caused by bad movies.
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I've never sense that before.Not even with ECHELON CONSPIRACY,and they gave it 0%!
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I recently saw a review of Epic Movie on www.thatguywiththeglasses.com (in the section Bad Movie Beatdown) and from the clips I saw I can say that Seltzerberg's humour is so bad it makes Disney Channel comedy (today) look like Monty Python. 
You see in this filmmaking world there's two types of people my friend. Those with the knowledge of film and those who think they do but really don't.
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Originally posted by Film Reel Redemption

I recently saw a review of Epic Movie on www.thatguywiththeglasses.com (in the section Bad Movie Beatdown) and from the clips I saw I can say that Seltzerberg's humour is so bad it makes Disney Channel comedy (today) look like Monty Python. 
Wow, Seltzerberg humor vs. Disney Channel humor. That like having to choose which nut you'd rather be kicked in!
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Ironic you should say that, because punches to the nuts is what Seltzerberg's humor thrives off of. In the end, Vampires Suck might turn out to be within the #4-#2 positions on the Worst Films of '010. Only The Last Airbender could sink lower.
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Originally posted by GTAHater767

Ironic you should say that, because punches to the nuts is what Seltzerberg's humor thrives off of. In the end, Vampires Suck might turn out to be within the #4-#2 positions on the Worst Films of '010. Only The Last Airbender could sink lower.
I'm only surprised Selterberg didn't have an Airbender in "Vampires Suck" whose source of power is the strength of his farts. It sure sounds like something they would write.
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Probably that movie had already been released when this one was filming.
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Originally posted by Vits

Probably that movie had already been released when this one was filming.
That didn't stop Seltzerberg from doing parodies of movies that were just released week earlier or weren't even released yet in "Disaster Movie". Keep in mind, they don't really parody the movies, just scenes from the movies' trailers.
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Ha, you see this is what makes me mad. We had one year without them. I had one diarrhea free year. They treat us like we're stupid, and too dumb to understand. Like (**Spoiler**) wait its not a spoiler, its in the trailer and plus no one wants to go see this movie. That whole jersey shore thing. The girl goes "J-wow, snooki, dj pauly d," and then instead of just dropping it so people who got the joke (that by the way had no reason to be referenced in here anyway but still dont treat us like were stupid) could get the joke, but why would you then have "Becca" say "no, not the dirtbags from jersey shore." You already referenced it, why re mention the already dumb joke that wasnt funny in the first place? they did the same thing with the lady gaga reference,and why did you add it in there? But because I see the glass half full i must same im glad that they didnt add many more references and Jenn Proske is very good at playing as kristen stewart.
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