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    Posted: March 15 2006 at 3:39am

IS IT JUST US, or DOES LIZA MINNELLI (SEEN HERE w/TONY DANZA) LOOK LIKE SHE WENT to a MORTICIAN to GET HER MAKE-UP DONE for HER RECENT 60th BIRTHDAY BASH?? CATTY COMMENTS, CUTTING CAPTIONS and CETERA ARE IN ORDER...

TONY: "Yeah -- Couple hours in the make-up chair at Forest Lawn, and I could look just like her...but maybe less scary!"

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LIZA: "How do you like my new look? It was designed for me by the guy who also does Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep -- You know, the make-up guy from DEATH BECOMES HER..."

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Liza: "I asked my make-up guy to make me look like Ginger Rogers, and he said, 'You mean how she looks today?' And I said YES!"

Tony: "But she's been dead for more than 10 years..."

Liza: "So that's the problem!"

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LIZA: "I went to the same people who did King Tut... Like it???"
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Tony: "You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much, too. And people think she's a whore..."

The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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Tony: "Corpse bride walking!"

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Liza: "Carol Channing is my Idol!"

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LIZA: "So I'm sitting there at the curb, waiting for my limo, and this guy jumps out of an old beat up truck and says, 'I can fix the whole thing -- your dents, your dings -- Do it with a little Bondo and some spray-paint for $150.' I assumed he meant my car...turns out he meant my face..."

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LIZA: I'm getting tired!

TONY: Really? Why?

LIZA: It ain't easy keeping my head upright with this much make-up on! I need a rest before I can stand up to collect the 'Making Up In The Dark' Award!

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Liza With A Z was actually very good. Once apon a time she was brilliant and sexy. For real.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2006 at 1:05pm
The key word being "was"...
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Tony: "Oh, me? Nothing I was just talking to this Kabuki clown here... wait a minute!"

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"I take it you were bobbing for french-fries again......now look atcha....!!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 19 2006 at 4:31pm


TONY: "Liza... I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more...no matter what you say or do..."
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Sheesh. another remake of 'Night of the Living Dead'. Where is the creativity these days?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Brierfox Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 25 2006 at 4:05pm

Liza  AND Tony do look weird in this photo.  Could it be the lighting?  Maybe their  make-up has some phosphorous or other light sensitive chemical in it?   Maybe her make-up expert isn't such an expert after all!   

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