BITE ME!!
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Category: FORUMS on 2009 RELEASES
Forum Name: TRANSYLMANIA
Forum Discription: A Vampire Satire That Deflated Faster Than a Fang-Punctured Flat Tire!
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3989
Printed Date: June 19 2013 at 10:44pm
Topic: BITE ME!!
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: BITE ME!!
Date Posted: November 30 2009 at 7:09am
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0384863/ - DIRECTED by a PAIR of BROTHERS WHOSE RESUME' 'HIGHLIGHTS' INCLUDE MULTIPLE http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dorm_daze/ - DIRECT-to-VIDEO NATIONAL LAMPOON TITLES , 'STARRING' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936471/ - a CAST of TOTAL NOBODIES and MADE ON a BUDGET SO LOW THEY COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0873942/awards - VERN TROYER for a CAMEO, http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=400 - TRANSYLMANIA CAN'T POSSIBLY BE AS LAME AS ITS PROMOs LOOK...OR CAN IT?!?!? IF IT WEREN'T for http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=344 - MISS MARCH and http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=370 - I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER , THIS MIGHT HAVE a SHOT at BEING REMEMBERED as '2009's WORST TEEN COMEDY.' AS IT IS, EVEN with ONLY 4 WEEKS LEFT in the YEAR, WE EXPECT THIS GENERIC COLLEGE-KIDS-vs-VAMPIRES "PARODY" to BE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN COME JANUARY 1. STILL, THIS IS ONE of YOUR LAST CHANCES to RAG ON a 2009 RELEASE DURING CALENDAR YEAR 2009, SO...HAVE AT IT!
AUDIENCES MAY FIND THEY HAVE an AXE to GRIND CONCERNING the UNDER-SIZED "LAUGH QUOTIENT" in TRANSYLMANIA... ------------- Ye Olde Head RAZZberry |
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Posted By: moviewizguy
Date Posted: November 30 2009 at 9:09am
| Yeeaaaahhhhh--noooooooo. |
Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: November 30 2009 at 12:45pm
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For a second there, I though this was a Seltzerberg movie, like "Zombie/Vampire Movie" or something. Seltzerberg or not, it sure looks like it sucks!
------------- "Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie ... but, no, no. John Hughes did not direct my life." ("Easy A", 2010) |
Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: December 01 2009 at 10:37am
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When did it become acceptable to make spoof movies so TERRIBLE? I mean, yes, I know we know when -- but when is the public finally going to say: "Oh... oh yeah, it's not funny, it's just that they made someone look like (name a character from recent successful movie)" ?!?!? ------------- -Iron helps us play- |
Posted By: Berrynoia
Date Posted: December 02 2009 at 1:14am
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Here's something from the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transylmania - Wikipedia entry: ------------- |
Posted By: MiguelAntilsu
Date Posted: December 04 2009 at 2:23pm
| Thanks to http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20324765,00.html - this review, Miss March is no longer the only film getting unfavorable comparisons to Freddy Got Fingered. Not only that, but it also got unfavorable comparisons to EuroTrip and ________ Movie. |
Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: December 05 2009 at 10:44am
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There's every reason to think that this was a "Movie Movie", but it doesn't look like they make nearly as many pop cultural jokes. I mean, some, yes, but this one just looks devoid of jokes altogether. I don't think it's fair to compare to Freddy Got Fingered, because FGF at least had some moments so bizarre that they were actually quite memorable. "Daddy would you like some sausage?" and "The Backwards Man" come to mind. There's at least something to be said for thinking of rigging a pulley system around the house that operates sausages to be moved about like marionettes, while wearing a headband with bacon stapled to the side. You might not think it's funny, you might just think it's weird, but once you've seen it, you remember it.
The best joke from this movie so far sounds like, "Shoot him, he's the vampire!","No, shoot him","Which one is the real vampire?!","Really...?" Really...? indeed. ------------- -Iron helps us play- |
Posted By: coolinout1
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 9:56am
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This movie looked horrible, and I'm shocked that it received a theatrically release. I haven't seen it, but I did like the poster w/the half-naked guy on it, haha... ------------- FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:  WORST PICTURE The Resident |
Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 5:46pm
Yeah, I'd be just as taken aback if this was made for even straight to DVD. It looks like something that was slapped together by college kids for YouTube! |
Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: June 26 2012 at 12:12pm
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Apparantly, the directors of this bilked two financial institutions out of $22 mil. LINK: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/transylmania-lawsuit-341694?_r=true - http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/transylmania-lawsuit-341694?_r=true ------------- Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!-Robot Chicken https://twitter.com/SchumacherH8r Next-up: The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane |