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    Posted: August 17 2011 at 3:51pm
THE FIRST INSTALLMENT in THIS FRANCHISE WAS ONE of the MORE AMUSING KIDDIE ADVENTURE MOVIES from the DIZZ-KNEE STABLE...  

THE SECOND INSTALLMENT in THIS FRANCHISE WAS, DEPENDING ON WHO YOU ASKED, ALMOST AS GOOD AS the FIRST...or MAYBE EVEN BETTER.

BUT the THIRD INSTALLMENT in THIS FRANCHISE, an EARLY EXAMPLE of WHAT WE CALL "EYE-GOUGING MIS-USE of 3-D," STUMBLED BADLY and, by STARRING RAZZIE ICON (AND AWL-TIME RAZZIE CHAM-PEEN) SYLVESTER STALLONE in NO LESS THAN FIVE ROLES -- FOR WHICH, IF WE'D LISTED EACH CHARACTER SEPARATELY, HE COULD HAVE FILLED OUR ENTIRE WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR CATEGORY -- DESERVEDLY "WON" DUH SLY-STER HIS 10th RAZZIE. THE FILM ITSELF...WAS MERCIFULLY FORGOTTEN.   

'TILL NOW. 

WHY on EARTH ANYONE FELT COMPELLED to REVIVE THIS  LONG (and DESERVEDLY) DEAD FRANCHISE -- IN WHAT THEY'RE CALLING 'AROMA-SCOPE' YET -- IS a MYSTERY for the AGES. 

EVEN IF IT IZ BETTER THAN the PREVIOUS FILM (and, LET's FACE IT, HOW COULD IT NOT BE?)  PUTTING LAST YEAR's LANDSLIDE CHOICE as WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS JESSICA ALBA ABOVE the TITLE IS, IF YOU ASK US, KINDA ASKIN' for a RAZZIN'...  

BOTTOM LINE: THIS SURE LOOKS LIKELY to STINK (PUN INTENDED)...and to BE a BIG-TIME B.O. BOMB...   

SO UNLESS ITS INVESTORS HAD SOME BUX TIED UP in a BOLIVIAN BANK ACCOUNT THAT COULD ONLY BE RETRIEVED by MAKING THIS GOD-AWFUL-LOOKING MOVIE...

THERE JUST IZ NO EXCUSE

NOW ITz YOUR TURN. LOCK, LOAD...and HIT THIS LINK to JOIN in the KIDz-BASHING...





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