Razzie® Award Winner, expatriate alleged Putin-lover, alleged sexual harasser, alleged movie star, Steven Seagal’s latest movie co-starring former fighter/biter Mike Tyson, China Salesman, has finally hit U.S. Shores!!! Previously released in China a year ago and garnering a whopping $1.4 million dollars of its $20 million budget has apparently become a cult hit in Malaysia, where it was shot and entertainment in any form is rare. Razzie fans worldwide should be able to pick up the rest of the bill – at least on VOD as it is hard to find in a theater near you! It’s about… well, who cares – Seagal and Tyson are back and they are contenders … for The Razzies. Oh – don’t forget your pillow – it’s two hours long! Razzie® Winner, and Trump (a fellow Razzie® Winner) pardonee, Dinesh D'Souza, propaganda filmmaker for the right, is at it again with his latest thing called "Death of a Nation." This time he is attempting to equate Trump with Lincoln. We commend him for his imagination and well ... balls. And he does have them, because he did accept his Razzies for that other hideous attempt at twisting the minds of the intellectually challenged, with his anti-Hillary Crockucumentary entitled: Hillary's America (Worst Director, Actor, Picture of 2016). We are not encouraging our Razzie members to pay to see this stuff, as it only encourages him. Just look at the poster and imagine how funny it is! Razzie® Winner for one of the worst films in the history of movie making (the all-time Razzie classic Battlefield Earth) John Travolta dons make-me-more-grimacing makeup for the Scorsese Wanna-Be but-isn't-anywhere-close-to-it biopic Gotti (currently rated 0% on Rotten Tomatoes). The aftermath of this mess will leave your head spinning - and that is an experience, right? Perhaps it will just die and be resurrected for your consideration in the 39th Razzie Awards! This one - we encourage you to see!
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