Razzies Note To Oscar: Don't Fail Us Now!

​Dear Academy:
 
The Razzies don’t always get it right.  We get called on it.  We usually ignore it because well – who takes the Razzies seriously?  But seriously we’re not the Oscars.  The Oscars are not the low-brow $4.97 statuette that reminds otherwise good talent they done bad or the talent-free they done made too much money.
 
The Oscars lowering themselves to “honor” popular fare just to get more eyeballs is not conducive to their brand.  Everyone depends on Oscar to point out the good stuff that might not otherwise be seen.  We sift through  bottom-of-the-barrel mindless popular and sometimes unpopular entertainment.  The Razzies invite the “dis-honored’ to humble themselves and “own their bad.”  That’s our job. 
 
So a tip to our older more distinguished bald brother:  You are our inspiration – don’t fail us now.  The Razzies are co-dependent on Oscar. If you are devalued – so are we.